What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:45

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
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